It's late October and the leaves are turning all ugly and dead; but, hey, at least Halloween's around the corner, so I can yell at those damnable neighborhood children with my Hockey Mask on.

Anyhow, I've been off, for... well, like a year or so. Ain't written a damn thing since my perverted piece of sloppiness "Orc Rape," which, incredibly, received some very delightful praise and helpful critique. Time to dust off my typing-fingers and work up another case of carpal tunnel, I suppose.